{"title":"Bundles","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"ump45-bundle","title":"Flat-Out Gorgeous Patch and Sticker Bundle","description":"\u003cp\u003eBundled together for those who want both!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUsually I'd make a joke but between fans of 45, fans of HK, and.. er.. those who would not tolerate slander of the Distinguished Flying Cross, I'm sure one of you would shoot me.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOffers no ballistic protection although many consider Leva the closest thing we have to the physical embodiment of an angel so ymmv.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eArtwork provided by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/metalibon\" title=\"@metalibon\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e@metalibon\u003c\/a\u003e, All Rights Reserved\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePatch: 3x4\", Woven, Velcro Backed. Ships from L.A.\u003cbr\u003eSticker: 3x4\", Transparent Sticker. 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