{"title":"Girls' Frontline","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"416patch","title":"If You Say So 3.5\" Woven Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou're here for one reason, and one reason only:\u003cbr\u003eYou would if you could, and if you can, you already have.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhatever you do, be sure to clean up after yourself, maybe apply a couple drops of extreme duty gun oil afterwards.\u003cbr\u003eHelps flush out foreign matter. Not that I'd know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eArtwork provided by \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"@metalibon\" href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/metalibon\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e@metalibon\u003c\/a\u003e, All Rights Reserved\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3.5\", Velcro backed, Woven. 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Ships from L.A.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FUCKYOURGUNS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47259261337830,"sku":null,"price":12.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/2767\/9206\/files\/UMP9Batch2_1.jpg?v=1768011678"},{"product_id":"g11patch","title":"Sneepi Beepi 3.5\" Woven Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou're not in the same line of work as beepo, but it's zero dark thirty Monday morning, you last remember waking up sometime Friday, there's a mountain of empty cans around you, you're ignoring the chest pain; you've just uploaded the finished conference demo to your boss' phone, he's just landed in Paris and is heading to the ESA headquarters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour phone pings with an invite to join a vidcon.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThere's a reason this little dorky kraut resonates with you:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour boss has the demo, you did your job.\u003cbr\u003e\"I don't care that Josef Aschbacher wants to speak to me,\u003cbr\u003eIt's Nap Time.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eArtwork provided by \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"@metalibon\" href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/metalibon\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e@metalibon\u003c\/a\u003e, All Rights Reserved\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3.5\", Velcro backed, Woven. Ships from L.A.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FUCKYOURGUNS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47259262583014,"sku":null,"price":12.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/2767\/9206\/files\/G11Batch2_1.1.jpg?v=1768013579"},{"product_id":"ump45-patch","title":"Flat-Out Gorgeous 3x4\" Woven Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eUsually I'd make a joke but between fans of 45, fans of HK, and.. er.. those who would not tolerate slander of the Distinguished Flying Cross, I'm sure one of you would shoot me.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOffers no ballistic protection although many consider Leva the closest thing we have to the physical embodiment of an angel so ymmv.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eArtwork provided by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/metalibon\" title=\"@metalibon\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e@metalibon\u003c\/a\u003e, All Rights Reserved\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3x4\", Woven, Velcro Backed. Ships from L.A.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FUCKYOURGUNS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47349577842918,"sku":null,"price":12.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/2767\/9206\/files\/IMG_7280.jpg?v=1770878172"},{"product_id":"ump45-sticker","title":"Flat-Out Gorgeous 3x4\" Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eUsually I'd make a joke but between fans of 45, fans of HK, and.. er.. those who would not tolerate slander of the Distinguished Flying Cross, I'm sure one of you would shoot me.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOffers no ballistic protection although many consider Leva the closest thing we have to the physical embodiment of an angel so ymmv.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePlease gently apply from one edge with a soft plastic card (a bank card, for example), gently massage out any bubbles, and leave 24 hours for the sticker to fully adhere\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eArtwork provided by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/metalibon\" title=\"@metalibon\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e@metalibon\u003c\/a\u003e, All Rights Reserved\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3x4\", Transparent Sticker. Ships from L.A. Doro not included.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FUCKYOURGUNS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47349577908454,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/2767\/9206\/files\/IMG_7288.jpg?v=1770883148"},{"product_id":"416-sticker","title":"If You Say So 3\" Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou're here for one reason, and one reason only:\u003cbr\u003eYou would if you could, and if you can, you already have.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhatever you do, be sure to clean up after yourself, maybe apply a couple drops of extreme duty gun oil afterwards.\u003cbr\u003eHelps flush out foreign matter. Not that I'd know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eArtwork provided by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/metalibon\" title=\"@metalibon\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e@metalibon\u003c\/a\u003e, All Rights Reserved\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3\", Transparent Sticker. Ships from L.A. Doro not included.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FUCKYOURGUNS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47349669757158,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/2767\/9206\/files\/IMG_7287.jpg?v=1770883087"},{"product_id":"ump45-bundle","title":"Flat-Out Gorgeous Patch and Sticker Bundle","description":"\u003cp\u003eBundled together for those who want both!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUsually I'd make a joke but between fans of 45, fans of HK, and.. er.. those who would not tolerate slander of the Distinguished Flying Cross, I'm sure one of you would shoot me.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOffers no ballistic protection although many consider Leva the closest thing we have to the physical embodiment of an angel so ymmv.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eArtwork provided by \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/metalibon\" title=\"@metalibon\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e@metalibon\u003c\/a\u003e, All Rights Reserved\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePatch: 3x4\", Woven, Velcro Backed. Ships from L.A.\u003cbr\u003eSticker: 3x4\", Transparent Sticker. Ships from L.A. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FUCKYOURGUNS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47349763735782,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/2767\/9206\/files\/IMG_7292.jpg?v=1770883980"},{"product_id":"416-bundle","title":"If You Say So Patch and Sticker Bundle","description":"\u003cp\u003eBundled together for those who want both!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou're here for one reason, and one reason only:\u003cbr\u003eYou would if you could, and if you can, you already have.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhatever you do, be sure to clean up after yourself, maybe apply a couple drops of extreme duty gun oil afterwards.\u003cbr\u003eHelps flush out foreign matter. 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Especially Raifus.\u003cbr\u003eSpecial enough that, when you order a patch of your beloved, I want to ensure what you receive is of the absolute highest quality, free from any imperfections or defects (because we all know your raifu is perfect)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAs such, certain manufacturing runs were rejected, any patches with notable defects are put aside during order fulfilment. Thus, I have now amassed something of a collection of these perfectly imperfect patches.\u003cbr\u003eI haven't the heart to throw them out, but if you would like an extra-special patch, you can order one here.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThere are two options: Random, or Misprint 416.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRandom\u003c\/strong\u003e: You will get a patch at random, from those I noticed blemishes or imperfections on during fulfilment.\u003cbr\u003eThis could be a misalignment, misprint, stray threads, or other blemish.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMisprint\u003c\/strong\u003e 416: you will get a 416\/Kluk patch from a manufacturing run that looks like kluk's been bathing in Conversion Gel from Portal 2. We have hundreds of these.\u003cbr\u003eHey, they're an interesting take on the patch, slightly lighter look, maybe you're into that.\u003cbr\u003e(I tried tying in a Cave Johnson moonrocks joke here but gave up. 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Ships from L.A.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eUMP9 (Patch): 3.5x3.5\", Woven, Velcro Backed. Ships from L.A.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eUMP45 (Sticker): 3x4\", Transparent Sticker. Ships from L.A. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"shopify-block-AK3kyK1pWODNiQ0pjd__product_recommendations_Rpc8dN\" class=\"shopify-block product-recommendations-wrapper\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"FUCKYOURGUNS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47491700949222,"sku":null,"price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/2767\/9206\/files\/Image_1.jpg?v=1774762078"},{"product_id":"mp7-patch","title":"Ei!xplosion (Patch)","description":"\u003cp\u003eTiny, loud, undeniably sweet.\u003cbr\u003eI don't know if we're talking about Cheetah or \u003cspan\u003enitroglycerin, but I have half an idea what her lollipops are made out of.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable as a sticker or patch, and if you want both, you can get a discount \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fuckyourguns.com\/products\/mp7-bundle\" title=\"MP7 Bundle (Patch \u0026amp; Sticker)\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e, Commander.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePatch: 3.5x3.5\", Woven, Velcro Backed. Ships from L.A.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eArtwork provided by \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"@metalibon\" href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/metalibon\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e@metalibon\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, All Rights Reserved\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u0026gt;Cheetas's frame is canonically 4'10\u003cbr\u003eyeah I'm gonna pop that lol-[burst of submachine gun fire rings throughout the office]\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FUCKYOURGUNS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47509154693350,"sku":null,"price":12.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/2767\/9206\/files\/E2Smol.png?v=1775241403"},{"product_id":"mp7-sticker","title":"Ei!xplosion (Sticker)","description":"\u003cp\u003eTiny, loud, undeniably sweet.\u003cbr\u003eI don't know if we're talking about Cheetah or \u003cspan\u003enitroglycerin, but I have half an idea what her lollipops are made out of.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable as a sticker or patch, and if you want both, you can get a discount \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fuckyourguns.com\/products\/mp7-bundle\" title=\"MP7 Bundle (Patch \u0026amp; Sticker)\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e, Commander.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSticker: 3.5x3.5\", Die-Cut Thick Vinyl. Ships from L.A. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eArtwork provided by \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"@metalibon\" href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/metalibon\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e@metalibon\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, All Rights Reserved\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u0026gt;Cheetas's frame is canonically 4'10\u003cbr\u003eyeah I'm gonna pop that lol-[burst of submachine gun fire rings throughout the office]\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FUCKYOURGUNS","offers":[{"title":"3.5\" (regular)","offer_id":47559005143270,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"3.0\" (smol)","offer_id":47559005176038,"sku":null,"price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/2767\/9206\/files\/IMG_7358_copy.jpg?v=1775242934"}],"url":"https:\/\/fuckyourguns.com\/collections\/girls-frontline.oembed","provider":"FUCKYOURGUNS","version":"1.0","type":"link"}