{"title":"Robosexual","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"ifc-patch","title":"\"I FUCK CLANKERS\" Woven Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003ePeople often ask me \"Mr gunfucker, clearly you need no introduction, however, how are the rest of us supposed to share our carnal affinity for that which may still require oil-based lubricants, but either petroleum-derived or synthetic, rather than coconut-based?\"\u003cbr\u003eI stand here not as your leader, but as a humble gunfucker among gunfuckers, and I shall not answer, instead, I shall ask you this:\u003cbr\u003e\"Did I name this store \"I fuck guns\"? Or did I name it based on a simple command, for You, to fuck YOUR guns?\"\u003cbr\u003eTruly, I may fuck cankers, but that makes me nothing more than a man with passion, hobbies, and ambition.\u003cbr\u003eWhat makes us all part of a community is the fact that WE fuck clunkers, that WE fuck guns, and no-one should ever feel ashamed for being true to ourselves!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eArtwork by Universal Maxima, All Rights Reserved\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3.5\"x1.1\", Velcro backed, Woven. Ships from L.A.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FUCKYOURGUNS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47963641577702,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/2767\/9206\/files\/IFC_HERO_9f5069df-5b09-4404-b936-c06a26351a83.jpg?v=1783569910"},{"product_id":"robosexual-patch","title":"Robosexual Pride Woven Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt was late at night, going through old memes, and I came across \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/2767\/9206\/files\/WhatIsSheReading.jpg?v=1783570915\"\u003eUMP9 Reading Something Conspicuous\u003c\/a\u003e, the logo on the cover gave me pause for thought.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerhaps if you ever caught Nixie in her room reading something embarrassing, it may have a logo on it a little something like this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eArtwork by Universal Maxima, All Rights Reserved\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3.5\"x3.2\", Velcro backed, Woven. Ships from L.A.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FUCKYOURGUNS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47963732672742,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/2767\/9206\/files\/gfk-patch_hero.jpg?v=1783571708"},{"product_id":"robosexual-sticker","title":"Robosexual Pride Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt was late at night, going through old memes, and I came across \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/2767\/9206\/files\/WhatIsSheReading.jpg?v=1783570915\"\u003eUMP9 Reading Something Conspicuous\u003c\/a\u003e, the logo on the cover gave me pause for thought.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerhaps if you ever caught Nixie in her room reading something embarrassing, it may have a logo on it a little something like this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eArtwork by Universal Maxima, All Rights Reserved\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3\", Die-cut Sticker, Reflective Border. Ships from L.A.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FUCKYOURGUNS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47963757805798,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/2767\/9206\/files\/GFK_STIC_HERO.jpg?v=1783573300"},{"product_id":"robosexual-bundle","title":"Robosexual Patch and Sticker Bundle","description":"\u003cp\u003eMaybe you'd like to hint, or perhaps just tell people directly.\u003cbr\u003eSneak a sticker onto a piece of military equipment worth more than the annual income and organs of everyone in your hometown, so everyone else who ever has to use it knows you didn't goon \u003cem\u003ein\u003c\/em\u003e it, you gooned \u003cem\u003eto\u003c\/em\u003e it (possibly while also in it).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eArtwork by Universal Maxima, All Rights Reserved\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI Fuck Clankers Patch: 3.5\"x1.1\", Velcro backed, Woven.\u003cbr\u003eRobosexual Patch: 3.5\"x3.2\", Velcro backed, Woven.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eRobosexual Sticker: 3\", Die-cut Sticker, Reflective Border.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eShips from LA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FUCKYOURGUNS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47963782840550,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/2767\/9206\/files\/IMG_9017.jpg?v=1783573843"}],"url":"https:\/\/fuckyourguns.com\/collections\/robosexual.oembed","provider":"FUCKYOURGUNS","version":"1.0","type":"link"}