{"product_id":"404-bundle","title":"404 Sisters Patch Collection","description":"\u003cp\u003eThese lovely ladies get along like desert sand, metallic confetti, and burned-out lubricant in the transmission of a prestigious German automobile, but much like my shitbox BMW, somehow the abrasive, aggregate, and dry-running all cancel each other out, and what you're left with is a seemingly unstoppable, formidable force of nature (before the entire thing detonates, that is)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFourteen thousand fucking dollars to replace the e-machine? SERIOUSLY?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWell, let's hope these patches sell. Daddy wants a downpayment for a Maverick.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eArtwork provided by \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"@metalibon\" href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/metalibon\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e@metalibon\u003c\/a\u003e, All Rights Reserved\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e3.5\" Circular Patches, Velcro backed, Woven. Ships from L.A.\u003cbr\u003e3x4\" Plate Patch, Woven, Velcro Backed. Ships from L.A.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FUCKYOURGUNS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47963504017638,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/2767\/9206\/files\/404-bundle.jpg?v=1783568625","url":"https:\/\/fuckyourguns.com\/products\/404-bundle","provider":"FUCKYOURGUNS","version":"1.0","type":"link"}