{"product_id":"g11-bundle","title":"Sneepi Beepi Patch and Sticker Bundle","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou're not in the same line of work as beepo, but it's zero dark thirty Monday morning, you last remember waking up sometime Friday, there's a mountain of empty cans around you, you're ignoring the chest pain; you've just uploaded the finished conference demo to your boss' phone, he's just landed in Paris and is heading to the ESA headquarters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour phone pings with an invite to join a vidcon.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThere's a reason this little dorky kraut resonates with you:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour boss has the demo, you did your job.\u003cbr\u003e\"I don't care that Josef Aschbacher wants to speak to me,\u003cbr\u003eIt's Nap Time.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eArtwork provided by \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"@metalibon\" href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/metalibon\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e@metalibon\u003c\/a\u003e, All Rights Reserved\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePatch: 3.5\", Velcro backed, Woven. Ships from L.A.\u003cbr\u003eSticker: 3\", Die-cut Sticker. Ships from L.A.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FUCKYOURGUNS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48096384581862,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/2767\/9206\/files\/11duo.jpg?v=1785707746","url":"https:\/\/fuckyourguns.com\/products\/g11-bundle","provider":"FUCKYOURGUNS","version":"1.0","type":"link"}