{"product_id":"mp7-patch","title":"Ei!xplosion (Patch)","description":"\u003cp\u003eTiny, loud, undeniably sweet.\u003cbr\u003eI don't know if we're talking about Cheetah or \u003cspan\u003enitroglycerin, but I have half an idea what her lollipops are made out of.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable as a sticker or patch, and if you want both, you can get a discount \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fuckyourguns.com\/products\/mp7-bundle\" title=\"MP7 Bundle (Patch \u0026amp; Sticker)\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e, Commander.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePatch: 3.5x3.5\", Woven, Velcro Backed. Ships from L.A.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eArtwork provided by \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"@metalibon\" href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/metalibon\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e@metalibon\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, All Rights Reserved\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u0026gt;Cheetas's frame is canonically 4'10\u003cbr\u003eyeah I'm gonna pop that lol-[burst of submachine gun fire rings throughout the office]\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FUCKYOURGUNS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47509154693350,"sku":null,"price":12.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/2767\/9206\/files\/E2Smol.png?v=1775241403","url":"https:\/\/fuckyourguns.com\/products\/mp7-patch","provider":"FUCKYOURGUNS","version":"1.0","type":"link"}