{"product_id":"ump9-bundle","title":"She Just Wants a Family Patch and Sticker Bundle","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSure, she's spent the day turning previously sentient beings, those with lovers, family members, into what looks like a mix between kebab meat and Swiss cheese; you might think this is grim, that it'd warrant walking around like Noble Six, but guess what commander?\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShe's still gonna :3 you \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eArtwork provided by \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener\" title=\"@metalibon\" href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/metalibon\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e@metalibon\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, All Rights Reserved\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePatch: 3.5\", Velcro backed, Woven. Ships from L.A.\u003cbr\u003eSticker: 3\", Die-cut Sticker. Ships from L.A.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FUCKYOURGUNS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48096385958118,"sku":null,"price":16.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0775\/2767\/9206\/files\/9Duo.jpg?v=1785707922","url":"https:\/\/fuckyourguns.com\/products\/ump9-bundle","provider":"FUCKYOURGUNS","version":"1.0","type":"link"}