kompromisse krauts (Quality Control Reject Patches)

Some things in life are special. Especially Raifus.
Special enough that, when you order a patch of your beloved, I want to ensure what you receive is of the absolute highest quality, free from any imperfections or defects (because we all know your raifu is perfect)

As such, certain manufacturing runs were rejected, any patches with notable defects are put aside during order fulfilment. Thus, I have now amassed something of a collection of these perfectly imperfect patches.
I haven't the heart to throw them out, but if you would like an extra-special patch, you can order one here.

There are two options: Random, or Misprint 416.
Random: You will get a patch at random, from those I noticed blemishes or imperfections on during fulfilment.
This could be a misalignment, misprint, stray threads, or other blemish.

Misprint 416: you will get a 416/Kluk patch from a manufacturing run that looks like kluk's been bathing in Conversion Gel from Portal 2. We have hundreds of these.
Hey, they're an interesting take on the patch, slightly lighter look, maybe you're into that.
(I tried tying in a Cave Johnson moonrocks joke here but gave up. Like said moonrocks, these cost a fortune and the tax man wants to know what happened to them, so here we are. No physical defects, just worried 416's gonna get cancelled for a culturally insensitive geisha cosplay)

 
Note: If you just really want something that's out of stock (eg G11/Mechty) we will be restocking everything in the coming weeks, send us an email and I'll let you know when the patch is back in stock; you have a better chance of getting what you want that way