"I FUCK CLANKERS" Woven Patch

People often ask me "Mr gunfucker, clearly you need no introduction, however, how are the rest of us supposed to share our carnal affinity for that which may still require oil-based lubricants, but either petroleum-derived or synthetic, rather than coconut-based?"
I stand here not as your leader, but as a humble gunfucker among gunfuckers, and I shall not answer, instead, I shall ask you this:
"Did I name this store "I fuck guns"? Or did I name it based on a simple command, for You, to fuck YOUR guns?"
Truly, I may fuck cankers, but that makes me nothing more than a man with passion, hobbies, and ambition.
What makes us all part of a community is the fact that WE fuck clunkers, that WE fuck guns, and no-one should ever feel ashamed for being true to ourselves!

Artwork by Universal Maxima, All Rights Reserved

3.5"x1.1", Velcro backed, Woven. Ships from L.A.