Sneepi Beepi 3.5" Woven Patch

You're not in the same line of work as beepo, but it's zero dark thirty Monday morning, you last remember waking up sometime Friday, there's a mountain of empty cans around you, you're ignoring the chest pain; you've just uploaded the finished conference demo to your boss' phone, he's just landed in Paris and is heading to the ESA headquarters.

Your phone pings with an invite to join a vidcon.

There's a reason this little dorky kraut resonates with you:

Your boss has the demo, you did your job.
"I don't care that Josef Aschbacher wants to speak to me,
It's Nap Time."

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